James and I were just discussing the plans for the upcoming Pig Roast and Pig Roast Olympics… Without getting too far ahead of ourselves, one of the events at the Pig Roast Olympics will be a Beer Mile.
And here’s how it went:
Will
4:18:22 PM
I mean, come on. it’s hilarious
James
4:18:26 PM
does it get really goofy by the end?
Will
4:18:31 PM
we should do it with president masks on
4:18:36 PM
“COME ON, NIXON!”
James
4:18:38 PM
that would get steamy
Will
4:18:50 PM
but be funny
James
4:18:53 PM
I’d shotgun ‘em
Will
4:18:54 PM
I’d be Taft, of course.
James
4:18:59 PM
or even better, funnel them
Will
4:19:05 PM
Shotgunning is not allowed
James
4:19:08 PM
weak
Will
4:19:09 PM
has to be from the bottle or can
James
4:19:12 PM
double-weak
Will
4:19:17 PM
no cup, no shotgun, no funnel
James
4:19:21 PM
you should be allowed to use your talents
Will
4:19:44 PM
http://www.beermile.com/faq.beer#rules
4:19:53 PM
I’d kill everyone if I could shotgun
James
4:19:59 PM
I’m a mean shotgunner
4:20:02 PM
really mean
4:20:09 PM
and funnel, I’d bet I could give you a run for your money
Will
4:20:09 PM
heh. I sense a challenge.
4:20:14 PM
you’re on.
James
4:20:16 PM
next time I’m out!
4:20:18 PM
yes!
4:20:20 PM
hah!
4:20:22 PM
I love it.
And so, it’s on.
Perhaps we’ll shotgun while waiting for baggage at Bradley International Airport. It would make for a good YouTube, what with all the DHS people running about.